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Dear Dems: Can we please hold off on WW3? 🙏 The Donald will handle it.
Plus, week's recap: YOU can submit policy ideas to Trump, a haka in NZ parliament, Javier Milei on how he slashed 3,000 regulations, and more!
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'This isn't your Grandma's GOP': Cabinet appointments have never been so fun🤓🍿
Gaetz, Elon, Tulsi, Homan, Susie, Vivek, RFK... Who's who in MAGA 2.0! Plus, Justine Bateman critiques liberals' crying videos 😭 and more.
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A sweet victory for Trump
An analysis of the 🔴 landslide. Plus, Bernie's letter, Tucker's demon encounter, and the vote against gov't overreach (P'nut 🥜 the squirrel, Amish…
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Week's recap: Trump-JD-Kennedy-Tulsi-Elon vs. Harris-Walz: The final countdown
Plus: Trump trolls as garbage collector, report your election integrity issues on X, who is NOT endorsing Kamala, and - with 5 days to go - much more!
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October 2024

Week's recap: Elon's million-dollar petition, Trump's McDonald's shift 🍟, and Kamala's 'Hitler' card
Plus: Pentagon given power to K*LL Americans who protest. With 10 days left before the election, here's what happened this week!
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The compelling case for Donald Trump, flaws and all
Plus: Kamala's cringey Fox News interview. Trump + Gays Against Groomers. Musk reveals Optimus 🤖 and so much more!
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CBS edits Kamala's interview fumbles
But, who cares because 'Harris doesn't exist,' says podcaster Dave Smith. 🤔 Plus: the death penalty on the chopping block?, porn for kids, Julian…
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3 cheers for Vance 🔥 and Walz too
But, fact check - you CAN yell fire in a crowded theater. Plus, the many heroes and 7 HOTTIES who will Rescue the Republic!
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September 2024

Are you voting for America's health & against chronic disease?
Or is that just 'woo-woo' talk? Plus, Donald Trump is hilarious, AOC is pro-censorship, Canada's libs ban Steinbeck, autism treatments, and more!
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DeSantis takes over Trump assassination case - game on! ♟️
Plus: The FBI shows up at your door..., missiles pointed to Russia 😬, Teamsters no longer Dems, AI cameras ensure 'good behavior', should you 'carry…
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Trump lost the debate, but so did ABC
And prisoners ARE getting free transgender surgeries! Plus, the DNC feeds talking points to the media, Tucker & Russell pray together 🙏 , Joe Rogan…
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